I'm doing THIS:
The 3rd Annual Modern Drunkard Convention
When: Friday June 23rd through Sunday, June 25th.
Where: The Celebrity Ballroom, Las Vegas, NV.
What to Expect: Three solid days of heavy drinking and full-bore entertainment Emceed by Titsa Galore, including:
Bands
To be announced shortly.
Burlesque Troupes
Ooh-La-La!
Oracle Dance Troupe
More to be announced.
Plus
• Liquor Olympics
• Clash of the Tightest Drinking Contest
• Soused seminars
• Films
• Karaoke
• Panel Discussion
• Booze tastings
• Heavy drinking
• Debauchery
• And much more
How much: Convention passes are $49. In addition to three days of gala entertainment, the pass also entitles you to free gear, including:
• Limited Edition Modern Drunkard Convention T-Shirt
• 17"X24" Convention Poster
Panel discussion? Karaoke? AND debauchery?
Goodness, I love living here.
11 comments:
Sounds fun!
Carl & I may have to drive over and join you. I can't think of a better way to spend our anniversary weekend than the Liquor Olympics!
And Carl would love anything with an emcee named Titsa Galore.
And you've got to love their slogan: Say it Loud...Say it Plowed!
I think that may have to be my new motto.
Let's make it a date! I'm serious!
Of course, if Carl wants an event of that caliber, there's always this over Memorial Day Weekend:
The 16th Annual Miss Exotic World Pageant & Striptease Reunion
Here in Las Vegas, of course.
Ha! The motto's kind of redundant, though. If you're plowed, isn't it automatically loud?
Excellent point! The good part is, if everyone is plowed, I won't get shushed!
You ladies are making me three shades of jealous over here.
Which event are you turning green over? The Modern Drunkard Convention or Miss Exotic World?
Heck, Cullen. Just plan a trip to Vegas anytime.
Any weekend can be the Modern Drunkard Convention.
LOL! I may just have to fly back for that, tho' I am coming in late April. So maybe we will just have to have a pre-convention covention.
Oh, and I posted this http://sea-tools.com/weblogs/index.php?itemid=33 before I read your post. Great minds think alike, eh?
The drunkard convention sounds like a blast, I can do without the eroticon.
Not like the wife would let me do either though.
Dyno, that "club" of yours has truly fascinating decor. Pink walls, dark wood trim and a huge tree-like dick? Fab.U.Lous.
Ah, Cullen. Forgive me for my density. Well, still – if the planets ever align and you two ever feel like coming this way, I'll be happy to play tour guide.
Well, we used to have friends stationed at Nellis when we were stationed at Fort Huachuca, AZ. We visited a few times and always enjoyed our stay.
We might make it out there some time. If you ever find yourself in SW Georgia, well, I'd play tour guide, but I've only been here a year.
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