World's Largest Buffet coming to Vegas
Where else would you expect to find the world's largest buffet, but right here in the buffet capital of the world! In honor of its 75th birthday, the antacid company Alka-Seltzer is attempting to make the record books by creating the world's largest buffet.
The attempt will be made at the Las Vegas Hilton Tuesday. The hotel's buffet will set out 500 items for the event being kicked off with the first bite taken by comedian Kathy Griffin.
And then, the combination of thousands of humans' worth of methane gas plus Kathy Griffin's incessant chatter (which is composed mostly of heated carbon monoxide) will be released into the atmosphere over Southern Nevada, opening a 4-mile-wide hole in the ozone, raising our average summer temperature to 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
Thanks a lot, assholes.
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