The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
– Theodore Roosevelt
8.31.2006
Dumbasses in the drive-thru
Note to, well, EVERYONE:
Never, EVER, go through the Starbucks drive-thru at 8:15 am with a LIST. If you're buying snooty-ass coffee drinks for more than two people, GO INSIDE.
2 comments:
I would also like to add this note to your note. Please don't ever tell me the following again:
"Well, that's never happened before." or its equally evil cousin "You're the first person to tell us that"
This may be my next post unless you steal it first...
All yours. I have a feeling this one has a special place in your heart.
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