Why I sometimes hate Pampered Chef products

They stay sharp. Really sharp.

For example, if you own the wonderful and mostly handy multi-slicer . . .



. . . please pay attention to how you remove it from the dishwasher. Hidden beneath the smooth cutting surface lie compartments to store the other blades. Like the grater.

The grater that sliced the pad off my left ring finger. Not completely off. Enough "off" to bleed through four cotton balls. Does anyone know, by the way, how much blood that is, in terms of volume? Just wondering.

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