5.10.2006

Newsflash

WARNING: rant ahead

"Madonna: I'm a bad mother"

"I'm always going 'Oh my God, I'm a crap mother'. I want to get home and put my kids to bed and then sometimes, if I'm spending a lot of time with my children, I think 'Oh God, I just want to be an artist,' " she said in a TV interview.


SHUT UP.

The 47-year-old - recently reported to have problems in her five-year marriage to film director Guy Ritchie, 10 years her junior - added that Lourdes often gets embarrassed by her mother's fame.

"Sometimes she doesn't want to come to certain things because she knows everyone is going to pay attention to me," she said.


JUST. SHUT. UP.

God Almighty, I can't stand this vacuous bitch. If you reaaaaaaalllllly want to be a mom, then STOP BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE. Because hey, Madge, that's the thing about kids: they need to feel important to you. That's kind of where their whole sense of self comes from. It doesn't come from the nanny, and it definitely doesn't come from having mom TREATING THEM AS ACCESSORIES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Fuck, these kids don't have a single chance of being healthy.

5 comments:

Shannon C. said...

I think I need to go back to school and become "therapist to the stars' children".

I could make a boatload of money helping poor Lourdes and her brother (what is his name?), Apple and Moses, Coco, Phinneaus and Hazel - those names alone are going to send that flock of kids into therapy!

Unfortunately, I wouldn't be able to help poor Suri with the fringe on top, because her crazy "father" and zombie mother don't beleive in therapy.

Seriously...you should have to take a pill to GET pregnant. And to get the prescription, you would have to pass a minimum competancy test. For example, can you put your attention whoring self aside for, oh I don't know, 20, 30 years and can you please, please, stop exposing them to the idiocy that is you?

Of course question number one: Are you planning to name this child someting so inane and ridiculous that he/she will get daily ass-kickings? If the answer is yes, the whole deal is off.

Anonymous said...

Jeez, Shannon(s), you make sound like Madonna breeding is a bad thing.

Oh wait...

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Anonymous said...

I dropped my profanity-laced comment about this dumb broad at home so I could get it out of my system and be polite here. :)

You nailed it, Shannon, about Madonna treating her kids as accessories. If she had any shred of decency and true love for these kids, she'd keep them from the public and give them at shot at privacy in their adulthood. Instead, she parades them around as showpieces for her excellence in motherhood. They should be offered the chance to have a quiet life out of the public eye. If they decide they want to be famous when they're grown, fine. But she's completely denying them the opportunity to make that choice by flaunting them publicly.

-Emily

shannon said...

But, Emily . . . they look so GOOD in photo spreads, romping around the country home. And that leads to a horrifying thought: I suspect that she's so absorbed in her own image that Vogue and Vanity Fair spreads are the only way they have family photos.

I just don't know how her poor children can develop their own self-image when they're constantly being bombarded by their mother's. Madonna is downright psychotic, acting like the bloody Queen Mum one moment, going to Kabbalah klatch the next, then she's off to Coachella dressed in her underwear and telling the world to "suck George Bush's cock" (that last bit may have been paraphrased, but the intent is there).

The only thing you can hope is that the kids rebel, and end up as well-adjusted scientists.