Few gourds left after thieves raid orchard
With Halloween just around the corner, thieves raided the landmark Gilcrease Orchard in northwest Las Vegas on Monday and stole hundreds of would-be jack-o'-lanterns from the pumpkin patch. The thieves left only a sprinkling of smallish, mostly green gourds for parents and children hoping to pick their own perfect pumpkins.
Big FAT creeps.
Orchard workers were making a daily batch of fresh apple cider when they noticed a strange truck parked near the property's fence. The workers headed for the truck, but it sped away before they could reach it.
Big fat nasty asshole creeps.
An orchard worker tried to remain upbeat. The orchard planned to raffle off a collection of large pumpkins -- 40 pounds and up -- that weren't in the pumpkin patch at the time of the theft.
And other fresh fruit was still available.
"We've got lots of apples," she said.
Nice. Those are really fun to carve. And when you toast the seeds? YUMMY!
Big fat nasty asshole dickface CREEPS.
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