The Hewlitt-Packard Diet Plan

Thanks to ad-land, I now know about this:

Slimming photos with HP digital cameras

You got it -- you can take a picture of anyone, add an in-camera effect, and - PRESTO! - ten pounds go bye-bye. Go from "before" to "after" without doing a single sit-up or skipping a single Big Mac. Perfect for those emergencies when you don't have time to Photoshop away the extra chin or the muffin top (that little roll that pooches over low-waist jeans).

And best of all, it's just more proof that NOBODY'S fine, just the way they are.